Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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