I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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