kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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