he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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