you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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