Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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