Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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