i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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