I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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