I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
