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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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