is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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