For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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