i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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