20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
did you just send me my own nude
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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