they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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