Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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