Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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