There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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