Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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Hint: Alcohol doesn't make you shit blood. Get yourself checked out.
Correction, alcohol gives you ulcers which in turn make you shit blood.... Lay off the sauce!
By chance did you wake up bent over a park bench with your pants around your ankles?
Haha i puked blood at a party last week
Dude, it is called anal violations. ER or doc's office at the least.
a real friend would've told op that the bleeding isn't from the booze...
FYI : alcohol CAN make you either shit or puke blood or both. I have been a gastro. nurse for 15 years, believe me I've seen it many times.