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  • 83 76
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Sep 15, 12 at 12:18pm

    Hint: Alcohol doesn't make you shit blood. Get yourself checked out.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 15, 12 at 12:22pm

    Correction, alcohol gives you ulcers which in turn make you shit blood.... Lay off the sauce!

  • 72 74
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 15, 12 at 2:03pm

    By chance did you wake up bent over a park bench with your pants around your ankles?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 15, 12 at 1:00pm

    Haha i puked blood at a party last week

  • 63 62
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 15, 12 at 8:38pm

    Dude, it is called anal violations. ER or doc's office at the least.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 15, 12 at 12:21pm

    a real friend would've told op that the bleeding isn't from the booze...

  • 51 67
    Submitted by deeleeds on Sep 18, 12 at 6:03am

    FYI : alcohol CAN make you either shit or puke blood or both. I have been a gastro. nurse for 15 years, believe me I've seen it many times.