Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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