Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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