none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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