So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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