totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Sucking pussy is awesome.
He must not be that good if you can text
yikes must be lame if you got time to txt
Not quite dinner and a movie
you should be doing it doggie style then you both could watch tv
Something tells me that a guy who uses the phrase "in a huff" isn't likely to have a girlfriend
I'm pretty sure there'd be no possible way i could be in the mood with Dr. Phil in my face.
Reminds when I got in trouble for eating a girl out in rhythm with the Family Guy them when it was on.
Who the fuck watches Dr. Phil?
If I had a girlfriend and she picked up her phone while I was doing ANYTHING sexual to her, I'd leave the room in a huff, for sure and for certain.
Dr Phil sucks. I'd be offended to get eaten out while that was on.
Not jealous of u watching dr. Phil. Nope. At 1st I thought, wtg on getting some but then every1 made a very good point- shouldn't u be too distracted too watch?
Someone tell me why I should be jealous for someone watching Dr. Phil
Why would you tell someone that?!
I'm ganna get eaten out tonighttttt
3:52 was on the right track until he said "in a huff." a.) If a girl was texting while I was doing any thing sexual to her, she'd be gone. b.) If a girl put on Dr. Phil while I was around, she may be gone. c.) If she did both at the same time, I might go Chris Brown on her ass.
not to mention be jealous is one of the stupidest phrases ever
Are you imagining Dr. Phil is eating you out? I bet that gets you off
I would be, but next to Tyra, Dr Phil is the most torturous show ever.
Feel sorry for u. The dude most suck at it if u can still text and watch TV while he is going down on u.
I LOVE EATIN PUSSY!!
Actuallyyy, I'm a chick, thanks :)
Lol...what if it was a big fatty you ratard! Fuck man, think first!
Do girls like getting eaten out as much as sex?
this makes my titties tingle.
When my boyfriend eats me out, I can't do anything but cling to the bedsheets until I cum all over him. I'm not jealous of you, sweetie. Your man sucks at oral.
I'm jus sayin. =)
Dr Phil..... Hello he'd kill the mood feircely... Stupid bald headed guy and his stupid annoying voice
... And texting apparently too.
THATS MY HABOUSHKINSSSSS!
you can text and watch a lame tv show... I'm sorry he is that lame
Umm he's probably not doing a very good job if you can concentrate enough to watch dr Phil and text!
BAHAHAHA @ 4:44, ur gold
I'm. So. Drunk. Right. Now.
I couldn't cum with Dr. Phil on, gross!!!
In Soviet Russia Dr. Phil eats you out. It is most unpleasant.
Ew! Who tells someone they're being eaten out!?
5:21 has some issues. Calm down loser.
F-F cunt diving needs to replace wet tee shirt events at the bars. Who wouldn't want to watch 2 girls from your class all stripped down and tongue deep in each other's snatch?
Dr. Phil is the farthest thing from Porno.
Wow seriously? He must be really bad if you can text and watch a show. Sucks for you!!
-girl next door
what was the dr. phil show about ?
Bullshit! Ya I'm gonna go down on a chick on her phone. That's special!
you texted while getting head?????
Thats my girl.
that's disgusting. I hate dr phil
Wow What should we be jealous of the fact that it's so bad that you ate watching tv or that is so bad your txting during it
10:33, if you were getting deepthroated while watching a football game and drinking a beer would you be sending text messages?
and texting? someone's doing something wrong... probably you.
2:33, I like your confidence
3:35 what's the more romantic term you would use?? there isn't one.
SO Jealous. That's my dream.
6:08 is fucking HILARIOUS!
Who texts while getting eaten out? It must not be that good
Way to waste an amazing timeeee
I feel bad for the person eating you out, bitch should appreciateee
why dr. phil? ewww
Chick using the term "eaten out" = way hot. Love it.
Must suck if you're texting too.
Oh, so jealous..
Wouldn't you like some deepthroat during a football game while drinking a beer? Fucking virgins/people lacking creativity!
You're a disgrace to women. Go find a new man.
c'mon give the OP a break. I can see someone laying back watching TV and having someone between her legs munching on clit and meat flaps. It's a good time so why not text it. My question is.....who was she texting this to? Former bf? Another dyke? Tiger?
hoo hoo!! Lesbo pussy eating!!
I'm feeling pity, not jealousy
So this chick was watching tv and texting while getting eaten out? Damn. That guys obviously not doing something right.
Maybe she's being eaten out by another girl?
fake text.. noone ever texts during that puleezzz
"Eaten out". How romantic. Enjoy your STD.
Right on hope ur enjoying it lol I wish I was the one doin the eatin out
Must not be good if your texting
Lying ass bitchh , why would you tdt while getting eaten out ? I was getting my dick sucked and i gotta txt from the girl i was talking to, i didnt give a fck abt her at the time .
I would not be able to enjoy myself with dr phill on he's a douche bag
Not buying it to be real...that or he's just lame as hell. Most of the time I can't even remember my own name, much less talk or text.
and you'd stop to text??? ridiculous.
I know she smelled a bit fishy
I want R Kelly to pee on me!!!!!!
T.f.l.n. is really reallllllly similar 2 twitter
Except this is like a party version of twittet!
I wonder if Dr. Phil knows he's the biggest tool on tv. Oprah might believe the emotional bullshit she tells because she's a woman. Dr. Phil used to be a guy so he should know better
why would anyone be jealous of that? that fucking sucks
Not sexy nor kinky. Just pathetic. Why bother sharing?
10:58 my point was she decided that was her version of football and beer = just relaxin with the tv, phone, and a guy or girl lickin between her lips. I've taken a call while gettin blown... Still feels good, right?
why the jebus bullshit??
You are a stupid thundercunt. You probably need lube to get your pussy eaten and even then its your dog doing the eating while you try unsuccesfully to to cum in Dr. Phil's name. You need a good beating followed by a session of ass fisting and a beating.
Motorboat those flaps!!!!!!!
And texting?? Either he's really terrible
Or ur just really focused
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Dr Phil is nasty, and it can't be that good if u can watch tv and text??? WTF! I feel bad for u!!
Would it be ate out?
If you're texting it, then it sucks and no one should be jealous.
The gross part is that this could potentially be a convo between two middle aged women. fuckin grosss
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
Nobody uses the term "eaten out" anymore.
M, marry me. :)
sounds like F-F action to me