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  • Sucking pussy is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:11pm
  • He must not be that good if you can text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • yikes must be lame if you got time to txt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Not quite dinner and a movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:03pm
  • you should be doing it doggie style then you both could watch tv

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Something tells me that a guy who uses the phrase "in a huff" isn't likely to have a girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I'm pretty sure there'd be no possible way i could be in the mood with Dr. Phil in my face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Reminds when I got in trouble for eating a girl out in rhythm with the Family Guy them when it was on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Who the fuck watches Dr. Phil?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:02pm
  • Dr Phil sucks. I'd be offended to get eaten out while that was on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:07pm
  • If I had a girlfriend and she picked up her phone while I was doing ANYTHING sexual to her, I'd leave the room in a huff, for sure and for certain. ~ M

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Not jealous of u watching dr. Phil. Nope. At 1st I thought, wtg on getting some but then every1 made a very good point- shouldn't u be too distracted too watch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:45pm
  • I'm ganna get eaten out tonighttttt 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Why would you tell someone that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I would be, but next to Tyra, Dr Phil is the most torturous show ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:26am
  • I LOVE EATIN PUSSY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 3:52 was on the right track until he said "in a huff." a.) If a girl was texting while I was doing any thing sexual to her, she'd be gone. b.) If a girl put on Dr. Phil while I was around, she may be gone. c.) If she did both at the same time, I might go Chris Brown on her ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:08pm
  • ... And texting apparently too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:23pm
  • Someone tell me why I should be jealous for someone watching Dr. Phil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:33am
  • this makes my titties tingle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Lol...what if it was a big fatty you ratard! Fuck man, think first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:44am
  • Are you imagining Dr. Phil is eating you out? I bet that gets you off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:23pm
  • not to mention be jealous is one of the stupidest phrases ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:31pm
  • THATS MY HABOUSHKINSSSSS! <3 mama

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I couldn't cum with Dr. Phil on, gross!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Dr Phil..... Hello he'd kill the mood feircely... Stupid bald headed guy and his stupid annoying voice -aus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:07am
  • Do girls like getting eaten out as much as sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:40am
  • Feel sorry for u. The dude most suck at it if u can still text and watch TV while he is going down on u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:20pm
  • When my boyfriend eats me out, I can't do anything but cling to the bedsheets until I cum all over him. I'm not jealous of you, sweetie. Your man sucks at oral. I'm jus sayin. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:38am
  • 5:21 has some issues. Calm down loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Actuallyyy, I'm a chick, thanks :) ~ M

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Umm he's probably not doing a very good job if you can concentrate enough to watch dr Phil and text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:49am
  • BAHAHAHA @ 4:44, ur gold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:27am
  • I'm. So. Drunk. Right. Now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:44am
  • Dr. Phil is the farthest thing from Porno.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:04am
  • F-F cunt diving needs to replace wet tee shirt events at the bars. Who wouldn't want to watch 2 girls from your class all stripped down and tongue deep in each other's snatch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Ew! Who tells someone they're being eaten out!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:19pm
  • you can text and watch a lame tv show... I'm sorry he is that lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:10pm
  • In Soviet Russia Dr. Phil eats you out. It is most unpleasant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Wow seriously? He must be really bad if you can text and watch a show. Sucks for you!! -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:28pm
  • what was the dr. phil show about ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Bullshit! Ya I'm gonna go down on a chick on her phone. That's special!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:29pm
  • you texted while getting head?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:04pm
  • HABOUSHHHHHHH. Thats my girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:09am
  • that's disgusting. I hate dr phil

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Wow What should we be jealous of the fact that it's so bad that you ate watching tv or that is so bad your txting during it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:08pm
  • and texting? someone's doing something wrong... probably you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:47pm
  • 2:33, I like your confidence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:45am
  • 3:35 what's the more romantic term you would use?? there isn't one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:16pm
  • SO Jealous. That's my dream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Oh, so jealous..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Who texts while getting eaten out? It must not be that good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Way to waste an amazing timeeee I feel bad for the person eating you out, bitch should appreciateee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:55pm
  • c'mon give the OP a break. I can see someone laying back watching TV and having someone between her legs munching on clit and meat flaps. It's a good time so why not text it. My question is.....who was she texting this to? Former bf? Another dyke? Tiger?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Right on hope ur enjoying it lol I wish I was the one doin the eatin out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:15am
  • 6:08 is fucking HILARIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:57pm
  • "Eaten out". How romantic. Enjoy your STD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I'm feeling pity, not jealousy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:57am
  • hoo hoo!! Lesbo pussy eating!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Must not be good if your texting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Must suck if you're texting too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Maybe she's being eaten out by another girl? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:13pm
  • why dr. phil? ewww

    Submitted by Punk_Love on Sep 7, 10 at 2:50pm
  • So this chick was watching tv and texting while getting eaten out? Damn. That guys obviously not doing something right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:30pm
  • fake text.. noone ever texts during that puleezzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Not buying it to be real...that or he's just lame as hell. Most of the time I can't even remember my own name, much less talk or text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 10:33, if you were getting deepthroated while watching a football game and drinking a beer would you be sending text messages?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Wouldn't you like some deepthroat during a football game while drinking a beer? Fucking virgins/people lacking creativity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Chick using the term "eaten out" = way hot. Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:34pm
  • I would not be able to enjoy myself with dr phill on he's a douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:57pm
  • You're a disgrace to women. Go find a new man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I want R Kelly to pee on me!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:23pm
  • and you'd stop to text??? ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:54pm
  • why the jebus bullshit??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I wonder if Dr. Phil knows he's the biggest tool on tv. Oprah might believe the emotional bullshit she tells because she's a woman. Dr. Phil used to be a guy so he should know better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:45pm
  • why would anyone be jealous of that? that fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Not sexy nor kinky. Just pathetic. Why bother sharing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Lying ass bitchh , why would you tdt while getting eaten out ? I was getting my dick sucked and i gotta txt from the girl i was talking to, i didnt give a fck abt her at the time . -K

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:20pm
  • 10:58 my point was she decided that was her version of football and beer = just relaxin with the tv, phone, and a guy or girl lickin between her lips. I've taken a call while gettin blown... Still feels good, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:58am
  • I know she smelled a bit fishy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:48pm
  • You are a stupid thundercunt. You probably need lube to get your pussy eaten and even then its your dog doing the eating while you try unsuccesfully to to cum in Dr. Phil's name. You need a good beating followed by a session of ass fisting and a beating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:21pm
  • T.f.l.n. is really reallllllly similar 2 twitter Except this is like a party version of twittet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Motorboat those flaps!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:23pm
  • And texting?? Either he's really terrible Or ur just really focused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:57am
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Dr Phil is nasty, and it can't be that good if u can watch tv and text??? WTF! I feel bad for u!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:06pm
  • If you're texting it, then it sucks and no one should be jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:48am
  • The gross part is that this could potentially be a convo between two middle aged women. fuckin grosss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:26am
  • Guys Would it be ate out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:37pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Nobody uses the term "eaten out" anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:03pm
  • M, marry me. :) -another girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:54pm
  • sounds like F-F action to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:13pm