just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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