saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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