Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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