Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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