I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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