Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
