how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
cat food counts as protein by the way
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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