My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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