can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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