are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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