he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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