i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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