Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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