How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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