This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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