White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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