I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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