I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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