Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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