she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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