problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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