I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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