question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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