But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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