Please, let me fuck your mom
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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