i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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