It's Friday. Sex?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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