I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
