Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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