What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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