She's JV to your varsity
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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