One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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