she looked like the bat from fern gully.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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