Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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