i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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